Built for the bottom of the standings

Wear the loss. Own the group chat.

Garbage Time Goods makes fantasy-football apparel and accessories for benched breakouts, waiver-wire disasters, and the legend who finished last.

The founder promise

No fake hype. Just painfully specific fantasy failures.

Original scenarios

Every design starts with a mistake your league chat will recognize immediately.

Made on demand

Items are printed after you order, reducing waste and keeping the catalog fresh.

No borrowed glory

No team logos, player likenesses, or league marks—just the universal pain of bad management.

Flagship collection

Outfit last place properly. Choose a tee, hat, or sticker that turns a miserable season into next year’s draft-day evidence.

For commissioners, rivals, and deeply disappointed siblings.

02 / Apparel

From starting a player on bye to trading away the breakout, each piece makes the receipt wearable.

Tees from approximately $28 · Hoodies from approximately $48

03 / Hats & stickers

Dad hats for the loser’s trophy shelf and stickers for laptops, tumblers, or the commissioner’s clipboard.

Hats from approximately $24 · Stickers from approximately $5

Current roster

Last place deserves a uniform

Shop gifts for the manager who ignored waivers, trusted the projection, and now owes the league a photo.